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Post by Ted Cruz on Apr 3, 2020 22:28:01 GMT
Harbinger. The only PM I ever got from him was a one-line response to my introductory PM. He sent it after we were split into PM groups, and he was not in my group. No notable quotes.
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Post by Ted Cruz on Apr 3, 2020 22:37:00 GMT
Tapu Lele. Of the people that were actually around, probably the one I had the hardest time talking to. Felt like talking to a brick wall. The start of our conversation. The conversation was titled 'God?' If my interns are to be believed, the Tapu in your name means you're some kind of deity. As a devout Christian, this troubles me. Are you some sort of blasphemer, or are you God taking an Earthly, island-based form? Uhhhhhh, no? I actually have no clue what my name means. Well now I'm offended as a devout Pokemon fan instead. Which is probably better than being offended as a Christian. How are you feeling about District 10 winning immunity? LOL make that District 3. Not much, seeing how I barely tried to interact with district 3 at all. 'Not much' isn't the reaction I'd expect in that case. |
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Post by Ted Cruz on Apr 3, 2020 22:39:18 GMT
Montreal Impact. What could I say that hasn't already been said? No notable quotes.
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Post by Ted Cruz on Apr 3, 2020 22:45:47 GMT
(The) Star Worn By Verka Serduchka. Was hoping I'd get more time to get to know you. While I was rooting for Coco to survive in the Eliminator, I would've preferred your District not going in at all. I named our conversation 'Survivor: Messaging 23 People Is Hard'. My first message once we got put in the same PM group was "Survivor: Messaging 11 People Is Easier". I enjoy this dumb joke, but it's not very notable. |
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Post by Ted Cruz on Apr 3, 2020 22:56:05 GMT
Donald. I hope to one day understand the details of your relationship with Pikachu. We weren't close by any means, but I'm going to quote our entire conversation because it amuses me. Conversation title: Mr. President? I know you said that you want to be called The Donald, but I have to make certain that you're not secretly the President in disguise. Wearing an elaborate costume but using his real name sounds like something he'd do if he was trying to sneak into a game. I'm certainly *that* The Donald. I'm glad to have my loyal ally ted cruz here! Wasn't expecting to see you here sir, but I'm very glad that you are! I know how much you've grown to dislike mushrooms and Mario characters, so I get joy out of you eliminating Goomba to take his spot. Mushrooms are evil, that's why they do not serve them at fine dining establishments such as McDonalds and Chik-Fil-A Oh, are we blaming dietary reasons now instead? That's a very good smokescreen, sir. I'm about to go out and get some hamberders. Do you want me to pick anything up for you while I'm out? Sir I don't think those exist right now. You could issue an executive order to force production of them. I really should get to writing a bill mandating mcrib be tear round I've gotten the bill passed through the Senate, sir. Bad news, the bill says 'tear' instead of 'year' because I assumed it wasn't a typo. The House is insisting that it should be 'year' and they're making fun of us on the news. These libcuck representatives in the house like AOC and Ilhan obviously don't know English well enough to know it's clearly "tear round". Have we legalised Covfefe yet? Every time we try to legalize covfefe, Nancy Pelosi tears up the bill. We need stronger paper. Maybe we could laminate it. this is the most fun. i put you at the top of my list. I'm 100% okay with him not getting the mushroom reference. |
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Post by Ted Cruz on Apr 3, 2020 23:07:27 GMT
Shadow. I'm not mad, but I am disappointed. You were aware of the tough position you were in from being a replacement with a deadbeat partner that got paired with another inactive after that. But, as far as I can tell, you never understood your own role in your Districts being easy pickings. You should've come out swinging with a strong social game to try to salvage your position. Instead, your PMs to me were lackluster. Then again, I don't know if any social game could've been strong enough to overcome Montreal and an inactive Coco. Probably not. Conversation title: Goodnight! Hi, welcome to the game! I'm going to sleep now. |
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Post by Ted Cruz on Apr 3, 2020 23:17:04 GMT
Pikachu. This was my longest conversation by PM count. Despite him being eliminated so early, we had 50 more messages than my second-longest conversation. I'll come back to our conversation later. Major crackhead energy. Tried to pocket him, but was kind of relieved when he was eliminated.
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Post by Ted Cruz on Apr 3, 2020 23:32:01 GMT
Coco Pommel. I'm not sure if you're really a newbie or if you were doing that thing where you pretend to be a newbie to trick people into being nicer to you (Chansey-ing?). Either way, I wanted to work with you. If you're a real newbie, I hope you stick around and play again once things are less crazy. I guess I want you to stick around if you were a fake newbie, too. I've played with two Coco Pommels, and both have been delightful. Conversation name: Do horses have rights? Our first few messages make my heart happy. Hello there! I'm curious about something that I'd never considered before. Do horses have rights? Are they citizens? Can they vote? This could drastically swing the upcoming election. Hello, nice to meet you! Well.. us ponies are citizen of Equestria (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ I've voted on things like what theme to pick for the fashion show, I hope that answers your question Equestria? I'm not familiar with America's relationship with that country. Does Equestria have oil or cheap labor? Perhaps it's a tax shelter? Did you just use a wand to cast a spell on me? I'm feeling kind of weird... Well we have a lot of shiny gems, great for lovely fashions. Perhaps we can be friends with this 'America' place! What is your kingdom known for? I'm only using the magic of ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ friendship ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ Hello there, my good friend Coco Pommel! It is so lovely to receive a message from you. I'd love to exchange some American green paper in order to get Equestrian shiny gems. One of America's defining traits is that it is not a kingdom! Don't tell that to our current President though. Don't worry either, we still have good relationships with lots of kingdoms like the UK and Saudi Arabia. Any idea why I feel so tingly, old friend? Green paper? What's that? Is it like wrapping paper you wrap presents for friends in?  Oh! I've never been to a place that's not a kingdom. What's your favourite part about America would you say? I think it's the warm fuzzies of friendship <3 You can use it on presents, or the green paper can be the present itself. Sometimes you get a plastic card in place of green paper, but the card represents the paper. The paper's even got pictures on it! What other kingdoms have you visited? My favorite part about America is that it's the country in the world which I'm closest to being in charge of. Maybe one day, I'll try again for the top spot. What's your favorite part about Equestria? I've always been scared of friendship. If I knew it felt this nice, I would've tried it out a lot sooner. ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ Green paper sounds valuable and fancy What pictures are they? (◠‿◠✿) I've visited the Crystal Empire and that's about it. It's so shiny and filled with sparkly things maybe your American people would like it! Oh so you're going to become like the king of your country? That's pretty neat, I've never met royalty before! I think my favourite part is how much magic there is to discover  Glad you have experienced it now...... friend (◕ ワ ◕✿) It's not very fancy, but it can be quite valuable. The pictures on the front are all important men in our history, usually Presidents. We're allegedly eventually going to replace one of the bad men with a good woman, but I won't believe that until it happens. The pictures on the back are there to trick people into joining cults. I recommend only looking at the faces. I'll definitely check out this Crystal Empire. Is that where you get your gems, or does Equestria have its own supply? A President is in charge like a King, but there are still important differences. You've got the general idea though. If I achieve my dream of being in charge, I'll be sure to establish a good relationship with Equestria. Do you think I'd look pretty with a flower behind my ear? My goals for this game are to be an icon first and a winner second. Glad my primary wincon is going well  I forgot I said this, but I hope I achieved it. |
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Post by Ted Cruz on Apr 3, 2020 23:34:33 GMT
This seems like a good place to take a break and forget to continue.
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